so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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