Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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