So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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