dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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