Someone shit on the floor
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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