Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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