A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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