I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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