Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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