How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
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