so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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