Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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