Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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