My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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