so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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