Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
