You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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