I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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