I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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