I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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