this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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