i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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