I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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