My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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