you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
COCAINE IS GR8
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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