:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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