I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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