NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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