i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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