i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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