im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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