when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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