that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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