he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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