We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
