If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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