Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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