The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
drinking out of a sandbucket again
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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