My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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