I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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