i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
My vagina is officially offended.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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