on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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