I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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