she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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