blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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