I don't usually arrange sex via text message
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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