Your tits are I can't wait for
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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