Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The air was thick with penises
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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