Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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