His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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