let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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