What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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