I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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