"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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