it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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