...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I just blew my weed a kiss
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
