By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just had sex on a roof
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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